Nothing encapsulates the ideals of Valentine's Day better than the thought of a romantic picnic with your significant other, before returning home, switching on Netflix and seeing where the night takes you.
If you'd like to digitalize that experience, then the more co-op-minded among you may be interested in the latest update to #GenitalJousting, which adds a ton of new romantic mini-games and even more awkward hilarity to the penile battle arena genre.
'Genital Jousting' Date Night Update Makes Things Even More Awkward
Yes, I did just make up a genre for Genital Jousting. I might not be too far off considering the game involves competing in—as they describe it—"a stimulating orgy of objectives."
However, sometimes we all need a break from the rigorous demands of... you know... and from fulfilling our emotional needs, conversations over bottles of wine and moonlit walks in the part. So don't worry, Genital Jousting still has you covered.
The Date Night update brings a number of new activities to the game, including the ability to recreate the iconic scene from The Lady and the Tramp... kind of... along with numerous other events:
- Walking the dog
- Candlelit meal
- Picnic in the park
- Genitals and Chill
- Shooting range
If Genital Jousting is a little too in your face for you and your loved one, check out some of these other great games for you and the player 2 in your life.
Have you tried Genital Jousting?