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To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'

It's the FINAL SEASON of Sons of Anarchy and I can't believe it. When the trailer for Season 7 finally dropped, I think I might have blacked out with joy for a second.

*****************The SPOILERS start now, brothers!******************

1. Jax is in prison, but not for long


  
  
  
  Can you truly reason with Sons of Anarchy?
Can you truly reason with Sons of Anarchy?

Jax is inside for parole violation, but he must have skipped any more serious charges as most of the trailer shows him on the outside...about to cause some chaos.

We see Tyne Patterson talking to Jax, seemingly warning him about the dangers of living for vengeance:

The desire for revenge is a part of grieving. In my world, violent desires will never become real. In yours, it's a very likely outcome.

Save your breath, Patterson - his mind is already made up.

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2. The bodies start piling up


  
  
  
  Just a regular day for The Mayans...
Just a regular day for The Mayans...

I looked and looked but - I'm sorry, guys - I couldn't work out which unfortunate was being chucked into what looks like a grave. Clearly the Mayans are gonna be causing some chaos and bloodshed this season.

Looks like SAMCRO are getting violent too...


  
  
  
  You can crawl...but you can't hide.
You can crawl...but you can't hide.

Chibs stalks across a desolate landscape, gun ready to end this guy. The man on the floor looks like Sheriff Roosevelt - but is obviously not, as he's dead! It's not Juice either - that'd be too big a spoiler, I guess - so answers on a postcard, please....

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3. The Chinese: things are not gonna go well

Things go from this...


  
  
  
  Hey, SAMCRO, how you doing?
Hey, SAMCRO, how you doing?

To this...


  
  
  
  Hey, SAMCRO, we're gonna shoot you silly.
Hey, SAMCRO, we're gonna shoot you silly.

...pretty damn quickly!

And things aren't much rosier with other heavies in the area either...


  
  
  
  Sons of Anarchy Season 7 is gonna be BRUTAL.
Sons of Anarchy Season 7 is gonna be BRUTAL.

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4. Nero and The Mayans


  
  
  
  Nero Padilla - will he lead Jax the right way?
Nero Padilla - will he lead Jax the right way?

Nero is becoming an increasingly important figure to Jax, especially with Clay gone. He is apparently gonna try to forge links with The Mayans, but this might be more of a danger to SAMCRO than a help...

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5. Gemma is gonna keep fooling Jax - but for how long?


  
  
  
  Jax, you're after the wrong person...again.
Jax, you're after the wrong person...again.

This picture totally sums up Jax's whole misdirected anger - Gemma looks on, protecting her own ass while hiding her erratic behavior in her one-liners about 'family' and 'loyalty'. Just wait until Jax realizes...that sh*t is gonna be brutal...

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The most important quote, for me, is Jax's bold 'I don't have a vision anymore.'


  
  
  
  Sons of Anarchy: diplomatic negotiations as usual.
Sons of Anarchy: diplomatic negotiations as usual.

This is a man who feels like he's got nothing to lose - his grief for Tara is definitely clouding his judgement around what is the best for his kids - so...get ready for TOTAL CARNAGE.

Check out the trailer again - PLEASE let me know if I missed anything!

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