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Scrolling through the homepage might look like a who's-who of nostalgia-inducing throwbacks and action-packed dramas, but a deeper delve into the hallowed streaming site unearths a cesspit of hidden filth. Amid your Gilmore Girls, Archer and Better Call Saul reruns lie the following 18 that are so hot they're essentially sugar-wrapped soft on Netflix.

So, for your viewing pleasure, below you'll find a round up of their cast and narratives to really get you in that Netflix and chill mood.

Sexy Movies On Netflix That Are Basically Porn

18. She's Gotta Have It - New To Netflix In September

  • Year: 2017 (Netflix Original reboot)
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Starring: DeWanda Wise, Cleo Anthony, Lyriq Bent

OK, so this more a story of female empowerment, but if you're looking for sexy kicks on Netflix, beggars can't be choosers. Nola, our lead, is essentially on a quest to find herself in this new take on the Spike Lee classic — with help from her pals and three, pretty fine (IMO), lovers.

17. Lovesong

  • Year: 2016
  • Genre: Drama
  • Starring: Riley Keough, Jena Malone, Jessie Ok Gray

What's it about: Feeling neglected by her husband, Sarah decides to take an impromptu roadtrip with her child and best friend, Mindy. While away, their friendship turns into something deeper — something they try to resolve before circumstances tear them apart.

16. Long Nights Short Mornings

  • Year: 2016
  • Genre: Drama, Romance
  • Starring: Shiloh Fernandez, Ella Rae Peck, Paten Hughes

What's it about? In a nutshell, Long Nights Short Mornings is an examination of dating in New York City, and while some encounters lead to profound moments (and also a creeping feeling of profound loneliness) there are a more than a few one night stands chucked in for good measure.

15. Chicago

  • Year: 2002
  • Genre: Musical
  • Starring: Catherine Zeta Jones, Renée Zellweger and Richard Gere

What's it about: If you thought musicals couldn't be sexy, allow 2002's Chicago to prove you wrong. The "Cell Block Tango" is debatably one of the sexiest movie scenes of all time, featuring a bunch of scantily dressed criminals gyrating against their cell bars talking about how they off'd their victims — and, after a few minutes, you'll have it coming, too.

14. Magic Mike

  • Year: 2012
  • Genre: Comedy/Drama
  • Starring: Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Olivia Munn

What's it about: In a nutshell, Magic Mike is about a seasoned stripper teaching a younger performer how to live his sexy life to the fullest, from picking up new lady friends to making quick cash. Tbh, there are a lot of reasons that make this movie essential viewing, but most of them start and end with Tatum's abs and Matthew McConaughey's outfit in this scene:

'Magic Mike' [Credit: Warner Bros]
'Magic Mike' [Credit: Warner Bros]

13. Boogie Nights

  • Year: 1997
  • Genre: Drama
  • Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds

What's it about? This LA based drama-cum-mockumentary centers around a young nightclub dishwasher-turned-porn star and chronicles his rise to fame. As you might expect from a movie taking place during the '70s Golden Age of Porn, this movie is full of erotic explosions, disco tunes and cocaine fueled ragers.

12. The Model

  • Year: 2016
  • Genre: Drama
  • Starring: Maria Palm, Ed Skrein, Yvonnick Muller

What's it about? An emerging model trying to make it in the Parisian fashion scene and developing a mad crush on a photographer. It's not a cinematic masterpiece by any stretch, but it does feature a myriad of willowy babes and a few porn-like sex scenes — so definitely still worth a watch!

11. Strictly Sexual

  • Year: 2008
  • Genre: Drama/Romance/Comedy
  • Starring: Amber Benson, Johann Urb, Kristen Kerr

What's it about? Two successful and relationship-tired women lock a couple of guys in their swimming pool cabana, keeping them happy with an endless supply of beer and food, strictly in return for — yup, you guessed it — sex. Bit of a creepy premise but hey, what you gonna do?

10. A Perfect Ending

  • Year: 2012
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Barbara Niven, Bryan Mordechai Jackson, Jessica Clark

What's it about? A woman in an unhappy heterosexual marriage turns to a female escort named Paris for enlightenment. Described as a "uniquely erotic journey" yet with a synopsis stating, "Sometimes a perfect ending is not what you expect it to be," something tells me there's little unique about this creation.

9. 10 Rules For Sleeping Around

  • Year: 2013
  • Genre: Comedy/Romance
  • Starring: Tammin Sursok, Virginia Williams, Chris Marquette, Jesse Bradford

What's it about? A couple have developed this tick list comprising 10 rules they must abide by in order to keep their open relationship happy and healthy, and they share their saucy rulebook with their almost-married best friends, just before they tie the knot.

There's also a scene involving a dog licking a guy's naked balls and ass while crouched behind a bush, so there's that to look forward to.

8. 'Sex And Lucia (Lucía Y El Sexo)'

  • Year: 2001
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Paz Vega, Tristán Ulloa, Najwa Nimri

What's it about? An erotic Spanish language movie following an author whose life — and sexual fantasies — become wrapped up with others' on a secluded Mediterranean island. Unfortunately though, most of the movie's more explicit scenes involve doubles rather than the main actors, so that might be a bit of a bummer depending on how much you're lusting after Vega et al.

7. Room In Rome (Habitación En Roma)

  • Year: 2010
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Elena Anaya, Natasha Yarovenko, Enrico Lo Verso

What's it about? This super sexy Italian number centers around a passionate affair between two female tourists who've just met each other. Most of the movie takes place within a hotel room, though don't think for a minute that means this will be a dull watch — one word: bathtub. It's as hot as these almost-porn movies on Netflix can get, to be honest.

6. Anatomy Of A Love Seen

  • Year: 2014
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Sharon Hinnendael, Jill Evyn, Constance Brenneman

What's it about? A powerful movie centering on two female porn stars who fall for each other while filming a sex scene. Fast forward six months and, after an intense affair, their bubble bursts, leaving one heartbroken — which makes matters that little bit harder when they're asked to re-shoot the love scene. Awkward! But in a hot way.

5. Elena Undone

  • Year: 2010
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Necar Zadegan, Traci Dinwiddie, Gary Weeks

What's it about? The narrative of Elena Undone is your typical soft porn fare — we follow the wife of a pastor as she falls for some "well-known lesbian," and self-flagellation ensues, though not literally. Well, maybe literally. The pastor's wife had never dreamed of getting it on with a woman, yet the allure of the famous lesbian proves too hard to resist.

4. Antichrist

  • Year: 2009
  • Genre: Drama/Horror
  • Starring: Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Storm Acheche Sahlstrøm

What's it about? This one's for the sadomasochists among you. The opening sequence shows Dafoe and Gainsbourg banging in a shower as their toddler launches itself out the bedroom window, and it gets madder from there, really. There's also a super sexy scene where she lops her clit off with a pair of rusty scissors, and another in which she smashes Dafoe's cock in with a wooden log. Phwoar.

3. My Mistress

  • Year: 2014
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Emmanuelle Béart, Harrison Gilbertson, Rachael Blake

What's it about? Peeved by unearthing his father's affair, 16-year-old Charlie Boyd seeks solace with the mysterious woman down the street, applying to be her gardner and ending up as her submissive. The way its shot feels a bit Blue Velvet and, unlike 50 Shades of Beige, it gives a little insight into BDSM and finding pleasure in pain.

2. Blue Is The Warmest Color (La vie d'Adèle - Chapitres 1 et 2)

  • Year: 2013
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos, Salim Kechiouche

What's it about? It's a beautiful, colorful and deeply emotional insight into the complexities of growing up and discovering yourself while in the throws of a passionate relationship. There's a seven minute long sex scene, some ass slapping and some rampant finger-bangin' in a restaurant. Phwoar.

1. Nymphomaniac: The Extended Director's Cut Volume I & II

  • Year: 2013
  • Genre: Drama
  • Starring: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia LaBeouf

What's it about? A nymphomaniac, basically. And all the joy and pain that goes along with that — from threesomes, S&M and wild masturbation to jealousy, lying and broken relationships. In true Lars Von Trier style, it's not comfortable viewing but bloody hell is it hot.

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