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The Wheel of Fate turns once more, and we return with everyone’s favourite Hylian boy warrior, Link!

This time, Link is trying to cross a lava-filled chasm to reach Ganondorf’s castle, but can’t quite seem to make the jump.

With that in mind, let’s look at 5 artefacts that absolutely will not help in this situation.

1. Iron Boots of Sinking

Found in the Ice Cavern in Ocarina of Time, these boots will slow you down and let you sink underwater due to their extreme weight. In Lava, you’ll just burn to death.

2. Magic Rod

The Magic Rod from A Link to the Past lets Link shoot fireballs. Yes, shoot those fireballs at the firey lava and see if it helps.

3. Deku Stick

It’s a stick. A wooden stick. Yeah.

4. The Bug Net

Found in Skyward Sword, the bug net nets you catch bugs to use as potion ingredients! Unfortunately, it won’t let you catch enough air to get across that chasm.

5. Yoshi Doll

The Yoshi Doll does not do anything.

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