Born in B.M.F. capital of the world, Austin, TX. in '88. Passed down bad genes. Please to meet you- I'm a man of wealth and taste- well at least taste. Douche level taste- I am a bastard of movies, novels, and music; From Exile on Main St. to The Chronic, Gideon's Bible to Bukowski, Orson Wells flicks to John Carpenter B movie glory- With a background in English lit, and a sound cloud profile as "songwriter" I am that tool that looks way too deep into things and knows trivial shit that serves no purpose. I'm a realtor by day, and by night I'm a farely self indugent critic and even lazier writer But sometimes the motivation is there. With that now aside, in past my music snob mentality and film douche-ness, I'm just a friendly, 26 year old kid who realizes I will won't rewrite the next Post Office, film the next There will be blood, or put in the next Heart of Saturday Night- all mainly due to lack of motivation. So to overcompensate for that and avoid feeling like a sell out, I at times can be that guy with a slight air of superiority and entitlement because. It's the only way I can justify the harsh reality that I do nothing with all I've seen, read, created and lived through which has been quite a bit for a quarter century. Stick around and you might hear about some of it. I) What isn't schtick or bullshit is what my blog will entail and what you can expect to see: Bad ass film lists, cult film nominations, academic style looks at movies that catch my attention, pop culture questioning, fan theories, discussions on narrative theory/plot design, archetypes, symbolism, iconic characters, the writing aspects of great scenes, classic film reviews, even more lists and rankings, and other very fun, (albeit sometimes douchey) articles.